by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER ITðŸ˜ðŸ˜
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER ITðŸ˜ðŸ˜
by Un2siast January 30, 2024

by wetw466j January 16, 2021

by Luky tagga March 1, 2020

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

Oh heaven's. I'm gonna' hit the featherball.
by emoney2012 October 1, 2018
