A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.
We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.
by Pete’s A December 09, 2023
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Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*
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Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat
Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?
by Meat milker January 13, 2017
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Milked his cow

When one gives a guy a handjob
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Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.
"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."
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milking the mouse

to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .
"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"
by monica fukin bondatti April 08, 2014
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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 07, 2021
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