hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry

*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

by astridthesannasupporter May 5, 2021

you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017

My little ponies melted onto a potato

This is when your potato is way to hot and my little ponies at this point in time look very good to digest. You also use my little ponies to test the potato and make sure it can not be eaten with the plastic chemicals and toxic waste put in the action figures. If you have ever had these thought you probably either have a mental illness or are just being a stupid person and your friends are being stupid

Random frat guy: yo i wanna eat my little ponies melted onto a potato

by lruhgvrnweliojfnrlwejrblnawj October 17, 2021

big orange muppet with little grabby hands

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017

have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.

Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

by f this... too many names December 23, 2012

too much sand for my little truck

A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.

Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.

by routtatout August 14, 2007