Jack Vergis is like most beings named Jack, a warlord that can summon turtles. Anyone named Jack vergis is likely personally connected with god and can take on entire nations. No one can stop a Jack vergis.
by Jonas Savimbi 02 October 14, 2020
Get the Jack Vergis mug.Please Oh God............. help this man he is going to end it all (jk). This guy is always happy, cares for everyone and especially good at being great for the community and writes something very dumb and fucking stupid on a website called www.urbandictionary.com
by Bonjour63love June 11, 2018
Get the Jack Ramirez mug.A lot of men sit in a circle looking at one magazine, creating a lake of semen all over a single page.
by supahstah69 May 29, 2022
Get the jack lake mug.This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.
by Bigdickdaddy911 May 4, 2018
Get the jack langford mug.A very oftenly used insult used by the immature population. Other more adult versions of this are examples such as Jack Ass, or plainly Ass. "Jack" is heard to be a old famous donkey from medevial times, and a munchie is that pesky little green man that is used in the old game by Macintosh called Super Munchers
by D3guy2006 July 1, 2005
Get the Jack Munchie mug.A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.
Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.
by BigDude828 August 10, 2018
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