An act preformed by a couple usually during sexual inter course, where the male shits and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then proceeds to squirt and queef the creamy matter onto her partners face.
by Bobby fue May 31, 2024
Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
by Gatorhouse69 April 20, 2024
When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.
by NIGGRO BOII 300 September 21, 2016
When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.
Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
by Tub rub December 13, 2021
"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"
by BlackPantherPoonSlayer February 21, 2016
Jersey Cream is an alcoholic food sediment made by taking a 50-50 mixture of Baileys and unfiltered water from the Hudson River, passing it through a coffee filter, and collecting the substance too coarse to pass through the filter. It is conventionally served with Taylor Ham and toast.
by jrzycrm March 04, 2018
ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...
by realeyesrealizereallies July 08, 2014