chris jackson

the best boyfriend ever! truly a great guy- just the bee’s knees
by cyborg123 August 10, 2024
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Crimbo Chris

A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen
Crimbo Chris is not amazing
by A deluce December 05, 2019
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Chris Brookes

Chris Brookes is a current DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion and DDT Universal Champion. Chris Brookes is so damn underrated and deserves much more recognition.
Chris Brookes is amazing
by JVentura415 May 21, 2021
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Chris Olsen

A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
Chris Olsen is a dick
by True king February 17, 2019
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chris ware

A THICK AND BODASHAS HUMAN BEING WITH THE STRENGTH OF AND AMAZING LESBIAN HORSE. THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD!
Chris Ware is the most thickest
by Boah nall February 18, 2018
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chris ware

A sexy beast with pecks of steel. Buff, thick and BODASHAS
by Boah nall February 18, 2018
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Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021
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