jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Is levi a monkey

is levi a monkey
Yes levi is the king of monkeys.... and he is gay 100%
Well.... not the king if hes a peasant

He still wonks on cotton farms, and will go to cotton picker high school
He has the world record for the biggest forehead in the world.

Is levi a monkey the answer is yes

by Is levi a monkey April 5, 2022

stucco monkey

A Mexican or southwest Native American

I couldn’t drive anywhere in New Mexico with all the stucco monkeys on the road.

by headk400 April 13, 2022

Syrup Monkey

A derogatory term for a French Canadian from Quebec.

"Those Syrup Monkey's are the Florida Men of Canada."

by Sleen April 18, 2022

monkey breath

it's another word for weed, marijuana, dope, reefer, slinky, that good good shit, fuck hide the weed.

Yo Jayden.

Was good

You got the monkey breath

Fuck yes boy

by stikky meat November 18, 2021

Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022

Monkey Moron

Used to define individuals who are displaying primate behavior. Usually applied to people with the name Ashton.

Ashton, you're being a real Monkey Moron right about now!

by Execton March 21, 2022