hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically

Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him

by aoba ★ February 28, 2024

Boner Vernon

A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."

"oh look, a Boner Vernon"

"Hide the fetal children"

by WasabiWizard April 6, 2022

Boner Eclipse

when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.

Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse

by Big Dick Mitchell September 22, 2019

banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

Boner

An injury to your bone. Specifically one that is a crack that results from cold temperatures.

Dude, I got a boner in class yesterday. The teacher should turn up the AC.

by Sampoggers December 27, 2020

Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.

Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !

by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023