third base compromise

Getting to third base with a new partner and finding something unexpected, but continuing anyways

"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"

by PurpleDido March 17, 2015

303rd base

When you are fingering 3 Asian women with only two of your fingers while eating frootloops and having sex with a prostitute from down the block while at the same time getting butt raped by the entire Cleveland brows football team

Person one "Dude! I got to 303rd base last night!"
person two "303rd base?"
Person one *whispers meaning in ear*
Person two *shits pants*

by The logical answer March 29, 2015

Twice Baked

Person who fries their brain through heavy drug use, gives them up and becomes a born again Christian.

Tiffany, once a heavy meth user, lost a large share of her mental capacity for self control, reason, empathy, and logic. Substituting the chemical high of meth in lieu of extreme religious views and being "high on God", her brain is now Twice Baked.

by mrb200 July 13, 2015

calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015

Over baked

When you smoke too much weed and are too baked for anything ever

I was so over baked I was in the middle of the stairs and didn't know if I should go up or down, so I just slept there

by J-Diggy-Dogg April 24, 2016

Over Baked

When you are so baked you can't do anything ever

I was so Over Baked I didn't know weather I should go up or down, so I slept in the middle

by J-Diggy-Dogg April 24, 2016

225th base

Watching and laughing at your friend while they get raped by three black guys.

Nick hit 225th base last night

by Cayden0316 September 16, 2016