squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

Fuck My Tits

Exclamation marking profound emotion. Commonly applied to situations involving:

1) Exasperation or stress
2) Near-orgasmic satisfaction with life

1) "Fucking orgo test tomorrow and I haven't even begun memorizing my hundred characters for Intensive Introduction to Chinese.... Holy shit, AND a paper on goddamned T.S. Elliot. Fuck my tits, Matt. Fuck my tits."

2) "OMG I just had Chipotle after three months of abstinence. Fuck my tits fuck my tits fuck my tits."

by emoysha October 14, 2009

Tits Mcgee

A singer who sings about corn in poop and other bodily functions

"Corn in my poop- Tits Mcgee"

by Cassie Stepanek February 23, 2009

three titted cow

A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.

Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????

Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.

by joooobooo July 28, 2011

tit sucky fucky

The act of, while tit-fucking, for the woman to suck on the head of the penis.

Guy1: My girl friend gave me some tit sucky fucky.

Guy2: What?

Guy1: You know! Like a blowjob during a tit-fuck!

Guy2: That sounds awesome just thinking about it!

Guy1: Yep. My girl gives the best blowj's ever...

Guy2: Oh shit, I need to go to the bathroom.

by DragD March 1, 2008

off my tits

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

by The Traveller August 24, 2005

tit tickler

tickling of the tits

Yo that nigga is a one bad ass tit tickler.

by bulldog07 May 20, 2006