Banana spliff

Pooping and smoking a spliff at the same time.

I went to the bathroom and before I could even count to 10 I let out a banana spliff.

by Francois the Unsheathed September 10, 2025

grilled banana

When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.

Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.

by Maybe on Wednesday August 13, 2017

banana bong

a playful jab at a tool used to smoke cannabis, aka weed, kush, grass, etc. Used by omnivores/normal people to make fun of pothead vegans and hippies. Used most commonly on the West Coast, where the majority of states are cannabis-legal. Also a player in ToS, if you ever get to meet him.

Dude, that's a noice banana bong. Do you smoke kush in it, or a salad?

by SmokeMidEveryDay July 22, 2017

Double banana split-dip

When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.

Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!

by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023

banana

a type of person who is extremely stupid

person 1: oh my god, johnny is such a banana
person 1: I know, right? he is such a banana

by banana general March 11, 2022

Raging Banana Monkeys

A saying when you're acting pissy but you aren't mad ^^

1. RAGING BANANA MONKEYS ! D:<

2. Taylor is such a raging banana monkey

by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 4, 2010

Have a banana

When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.

*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*

by MrDogeIndoraptor November 2, 2022