Superman: Don't call 911; it will only send the C-O-P-S.
Lois Lane (to everyone): It means Cunt On Patrol Stat.
Lois Lane (to everyone): It means Cunt On Patrol Stat.
by SPTSL April 19, 2018

by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016

Gods chosen one. Eric will be 6’2 195. His eye’s dreamy making ur fluids run like a river. Curly hair such as gods son. Golden skin. A penis that drives women crazy. Eric will bless you with the golden honey and his glorious rod. Eric c heard is the closest god like being on earth. He drinks to get rid of alcohol on earth because he is such a good man.
by Eric Fa the top general August 19, 2022

Programming language for real, real men.
If you use Java, Javascript, C#, C++, or Python / If you don't use brainfuck or assembly, you can not be a C programmer. However, some exceptions are passed every now and then, those wishing to escape from their high-level-programming pasts have slim chances to becoming a chad C programmer.
If you use Java, Javascript, C#, C++, or Python / If you don't use brainfuck or assembly, you can not be a C programmer. However, some exceptions are passed every now and then, those wishing to escape from their high-level-programming pasts have slim chances to becoming a chad C programmer.
by llucere November 23, 2021

by Dashakid. August 10, 2025

One of 3 Shifts to cover a 72 hour period within the Fire Department Schedule. Preceding A-Shift & following B-Shift.
Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.
Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.
by SHA_JFRD November 14, 2021
