Poo-ficient

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper

"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"

by Mr. Poo-ficient May 18, 2014

poo?

Gang sign for “Jose Asshole Supreme” on the Taco Bell secret menu.

Cat Boy: Poo?
Employee: One Jose Asshole Supreme coming right up

by Poo?? December 4, 2020

bobbie poo

Typically a girl who resembles a cow. They also tend to be gobby and complain a lot.

Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.

by England Undead1 July 12, 2019

Poo face

it’s a very offensive term in UK slang used by “roadmen”.

You’re such a poo face!
Don’t be such a poo face!
Poo face !

He’s such a poo face isn’t he ?!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024

poo

the thing that falls out of your butt after taco bell or chipotle

Ahhhh poo

by KJFDKUHSAJN1J32886439584386509 May 11, 2020

Revenge poo

When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.

What's that noise babe? Omg, she took a revenge poo by the door.

by Ictinypeople September 23, 2021