RELUCTANT BONER

A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.

It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.

by Triflegirl January 3, 2020

Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.

“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”

by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

Slimy juicy snail boner

number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy

wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner

by Fuck_me_daddy69 😩 April 15, 2023

Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Bonerate

The action of fucking something up

Alex bonerated his laptop and Mike laughed.

by GroupySlut January 18, 2011