It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Russian titty fuck

It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger

I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger

by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017

Tittied

1. When you are super entranced by some titties
2. When you are being suffocated by titties during sex

Yo, he was so tittied last night.

by Iásonas November 6, 2021

tight-titties

A very close relationship between two friends. Comparable to two tightly pressed boobies rubbing against each other.

Ya I will let him stay with me this weekend for the game, we were tight-titties in high school.

by swindlerrr September 2, 2013

Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019

Titty Don't

When I woman's stomach sticks out farther than her breast. The female version of a "dickie do".

"Ugg I ate so much I gave myself a titty don't."

"My stomach sticks out farther than my titties do."

by Dr. LOL August 6, 2022

tittie thunder

When someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.

I just got a tittie thunder. My chest is on fire!!

by Lrams November 24, 2015