Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.

person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

slap you sally

Basically, you pop someone after saying "I'mma slap you sally!"
See slap.

"I slapped my wife sally!"
"Fuck no, I'mma slap you sally!"

by Suburban Middle School Kid December 30, 2019

Slap You Ballheaded

Southern etiology - To kick someone's ass - usually for a very good reason.

You talk to me like that again and i'll Slap You Ballheaded!

by KImCobain August 4, 2017

Fontana Head Slap

When in a football game, if one person misses a tackle and slaps the head of another man's penis by mistake.

"Dude! He just gave out a Fontana Head Slap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"

by Gil2011 August 21, 2011

Bitch Slap Magee

When you cock slap your boss for being an ass.

I bitch slap mageed my boss because he fucked
my girlfriend.

by Bill Seiff June 26, 2008

mash potato slap

A dude sticks his cock into a bowl of warm mash potatos and slaps it across a bitches face!

WahhPOW Mash Potato Slapped BITCH!!

Can I mash potato slap you?

by hoesbeJOCIN September 25, 2007

Fetus Cock Slap

The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.


Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.

I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.

by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009