Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

by anonymous June 2, 2023

Simp

If you're only being nice cause you wanna lay the pipe. You're a simp. If you buy her a bunch of clothes and she says thank you bro. Yous a simp.

Timmy really do be a simp.

by Deppressed bitch1077 April 19, 2020

Simp

"nulaa"

Nulaa is the definition of a simp.

by Leahidk September 18, 2020

Simp

A person can only simp over somebody if truly in love with the significant other or partner .

The simp : I love you

The person : i love you too

The simp : bae bae bae

The Person : yes

The simp : I can’t wait to see you your so pretty and I’m so lucky to be with u 😍😍
The person : aww

by I’d love real September 18, 2021

Simp

When one of the boys leaves the squad just for a girl

Lukas: look man I gotta leave I don't have time here. John: why don't you have time?
Lukas: I have something else to do it's this gir-... John: S I M P :lukas but I like that girl I have to leave john: Lukas more like lukass go away you simp

by Ldjd August 9, 2020

Simp

Someone who roots himself women either irl or online in order to get an ounce of attention from the second party

Person 1:"Just look a Josh, what a fucking simp!"
Person 2:" Yeah, what a fucking loser"

by Niggroin April 19, 2020

Simp

A boy that is so cringy and wet when trying to get a girl.

Girl 1: omg Jack is such a simp.
Girl 2: I know right what a virgin.

by Hayley23 April 19, 2020