Sandwich Clamp

We made it up

Andrew and Kaven made up sandwich clamps

by DooberSnoober November 28, 2017

traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

by sarvy June 30, 2023

fracon sandwich

A delicacy consisting of bacon sandwiched between slices of French toast.

This fracon sandwich is literally the best thing I've ever eaten.

by megasteph January 17, 2015

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

sin sandwich

After sex, popping your vagina into another woman's vagina instead of making your husband a sandwich.

As soon as Ben ejaculated with shame into his hand, Candace ignored him and made a sin sandwich with his wife.

by Toomanycommas March 26, 2023

"a" sandwich

That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.

Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.

by A Sandwich Master April 9, 2021

Bus Sandwich

Great 24 hour restaurant

After the show I think I will hit the great 24 hour restaurant BUS SANDWICH

by BusSandwichDK October 5, 2019