Frito pie

When you creampie a chick and scoop and eat the cum out of them with a Frito

"Yeah I Frito pied her last night"

by JoJodickwasser November 9, 2023

couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

Laying pie

Having no regard for pregnancy and spraying inside a broad.

Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar

by crullycubes October 7, 2022

muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016

Snow Pie

When a man cums inside a woman. He then goes down on her to eat the Cream Pie from her, after he eats the Cream Pie, he kisses her. A combination if a Cream Pie and a Snow Ball.

During Sex, Pete gave her a Snow Pie, and she didn't expect to taste the Cream Pie.

by Uncle Pete 77 August 1, 2022

Hostess fruit-pie

A flaming or smoldering 'mo

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee

by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019

Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021