Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

by DKRemedy February 13, 2021

ellie pie

pie mushed up with ellie >:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

also u better accept this

ellie pie is ✨hungry✨

by elyyyon January 10, 2021

Cherry Cream Pie

When you cum in a female a lot and then put a cherry in her vagina, then yell “CHERRY BOMB!”

I gave Julie a Cherry Cream Pie last night.

by Jsuwwhwh March 22, 2021

Mike pie

A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.

Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?

by Gbd exposer July 03, 2021

ohio cream pie

When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.

“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”

by JojoMelons February 06, 2021

Chilla Pie

A pizza that has poorly slapped out dough, under sauced, is over bubbly, or generally unappealing.

Looks like Steve slapped out another Chilla pie.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 25, 2023