Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.

I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016

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Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai

A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

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wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017

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Fat Ass Rider

A "Fat Ass Rider" is a person (typically male) involved in a bike-riding race on the road, with their ass and crack showing to all drivers behind.

"Oh, pull up your pants you Fat Ass Rider!"

by PiggyFucboi September 28, 2017

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The Bull Rider

a competitive sex act where the female straddles the male, and she reaches back to squeeze his balls like a vise and hold on for 8 seconds.

"I got this bruise on the side of my head last night, because me and my Ol' man tried The Bull Rider and he bucked me off after 7 seconds into the wall."

by Circle23 November 4, 2017

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