Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
Noun: Informal: Someone who is simple, or basic. Bucket people are typically younger and can be found in terrible nightclubs, listing to chart music and drinking vodka mixer from buckets. They love the trashiest beach parties, cheapest bars and most disgusting clubs. Despite this however they swear by pre-drinking in their uni halls, usually playing 'Never have I ever' to get the night going.
by Vyrics July 19, 2016
The intense feeling of wanting to put a polo stick out the car window and use people or bicycles who carelessly put themselves in the path of your car as the puck.
by DeeTasmania September 08, 2017
“Hey Jack, today’s National Sut People’s Face Day, lets go find that kid we hate and punch him in the face!
by handsomegenius February 12, 2023
"They won't do anything they don't want to do." For example, they would rather die than say things they dont want to say. They would, perhaps, refuse to leave the door open when talking to their students in private so that no one would be able to say that they were piping the grad students (You know? As a form of INSULATION FROM SCANDAL). And they would DEFINITELY not EVER acknowledge someone they didn't want to acknowledge.
Hym "But would 'Disagreeable people' lie blatantly about being Disagreeable? Perhaps.... What would it take for them to lie? Well... Maybe, JUST maybe... "How they might be conceptualized" is higher up on their hierarchy of values than the actual truth. For example, if they engaged in some sort of religious enterprise and you asked them whether or not they believe in God.... They would prioritize how they would be conceptualized for answering over the actual answer. So they wouldn't answer. Why should they? They don't want to. And THEIR will is superordinate to all others and must be preserved at all cost."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 04, 2017
on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.
by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021