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alpaca day

When someone who shits on your bed just well and truly embarrassed themselves by going on like an awkward bitch.
by johnnyswife May 5, 2022
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Green Day

God's Favorite Band, no more explanation needed.
Dude, do you like Green Day?
yeah, I smoke pot all the time.
No you fuckin idiot, I mean the band.
oh yeah, that to
by notgalun November 22, 2018
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Gay day

"Woah man i'm ready to show my homosexuality on gay day!"
by Incineroarhotafbitch! October 21, 2019
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Dev day

To have a sickie from work without your partner finding out
Tomorrow I think i will have a Dev day
by Cdev86 April 1, 2019
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china days

The complete absence of logic, structure, or reasoning, often resulting in fits of mental anguish or rage to the person experiencing such a day. Potentially caused by misinformation, being ignored completely, or other soul destroying events.
Examples: China days: - I just found out my bed frame was full of black mold, but they wont allow me to move it or replace it, and I can't move out of the apartment because no one will even answer my text messages. "You're having a China day."
-My work was 10 days late in paying me because someone I was once friends with quit working for them, and now they are scared I will quit too, so I lost my apartment. "You're having a China day."
"Your white, this 10 square meter apartment is $2000.00." "China day."
-You don't have a day off for 30 days and someone calls in sick and you are expected to be at work to cover it. "It's a China day."
-When your job books a flight going home but they mixed up the destination and departure city. "I'm having a China day and I can't handle my life."
-When your on a visa run and you get denied entry because your company lied to you about your visa and you end up stranded in Seoul with no money for a week during Christmas. "You're having a China day, I hope you make it!"
by Theabsenceoflogic September 6, 2018
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Sharp Day

When cops pull over anyone even if they're going a mile over the speed limit.
by jazzynaks February 25, 2011
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Valentines day

Means Another day another slay just on valentines day
Me:wanna slay
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)
by Bzup February 11, 2022
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