Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car' featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000,350z, 370z, audi tt, miata etc. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
You bought a miata? That's such a hairdresser car
by Tray678 August 25, 2021
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trap car

A car used by criminals and drug lords - they dont usually carry any contraband but usually the king pin drives it. Sometimes a blacked out Range Rover, X5M or a Defender.
All the king pins drive a trap car with blacked out tints
by malikaaaa November 29, 2024
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Silly Car

A short phrase that's used by many annoying people. Silly is used in a cute way, and "Car" is supposed to be spelt cat but they spell it as cat purposely. God, I hate people who say "Silly Car". It's mainly said in the comment sections of cats that are cute on Tiktok.
(insert cute video of cat)
"Such a silly car!! :3"
Another person: "KILL YOURSELF!!"
by BoxCardboard April 1, 2024
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The Car

a retarded book written by a tard named Gary Paulsen
person: Hey you wanna read a book I found
Dude: what book is it?
person: it's the Car written by Gary Paulsen
Dude: that sounds like a retarded book.
by RyanAmbrous123 May 15, 2023
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Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart
After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!
by dboys194 May 8, 2016
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Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.
by c_notes_ April 3, 2017
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car phone

Karen Reynolds' slang term for "cell phones"
(From Totally Studios, a Dhar Mann ripoff)
"Put down those car phones!"
"In my day, we didn't have car phones and fly why and all that gobbledygook"
"We got a problem with these kids, it's these cellular car phones, they spend so much time on it and they're not getting a good education!"
"Cell phone blocker? Does it work on car phones too?"
"That's it! No more of this car phone nonsense!"
"The only reason we're going there it's because they don't have those cellular car phone things; they better not have those things in Minneapolis!"
"They're not passengers, they're kids from my school! Look at them on their car phones; they better not be flying where we're flying!"
"I don't know honey, but they don't let car phones on a plane."
"I'm going to get away from car phones and the internet and those kinds of things."
"i'M So SiCK oF THeSe CAR PHoNeS !"
"Well what am I supposed to keep track of your car phone for you?"
"IT'S NOT A CAR PHONE!!"
"Car phone, plane phone, whatever."
"Well yeah, his phone, cuz he's always on that car phone! He's always…it's like a part of his body! He's on it in the airplane, he's on it inside the airport, and he's even on it in school!"

Moral of the story: TURN OFF THOSE DAMN CAR PHONES! 🚗 📱
by DinoFax August 9, 2025
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