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your mom

talks about ur mom ,
comebacks.
your mom was in my bed XD
by stephhh. January 18, 2008
mugGet the your mommug.

Disney Mom

A Stepmom who loves Disney. She will worship it as a religon and will pray to mickey Mouse as her lord and savior and defends disney on Facebook when someone criticizes her about disney.
Dude- My Stepmom Just kicked me out of the house.

Friend- Wow Your mom is such a Disney mom.
by High School Depression December 5, 2019
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your mom is a hoe

a term used by 7 year olds to try and insult you
Mark: Your mom is a hoe bitch!
Landon: No u
Mark: *fucking dies*
by RetardWriter February 3, 2021
mugGet the your mom is a hoemug.

Hot mom hair

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.
The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.
by decdaddy December 1, 2020
mugGet the Hot mom hairmug.

Mom I’m Famous

Person 1 says a joke and gets 12K likes”
Person 1: “Mom I’m Famous
by I’m an Airplane lover June 9, 2022
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stay at home mom

A woman who is capable of taking on children, home and husband.
She is a strong woman who can handle anything that comes her way.
Going to work outside of the house, then coming home to children and chores is hard (I've done it), but honey, let me tell you, staying home with children 24/7, never being able to socialize with other adults without any children around is MUCH more exuasting.
Working outside of the house does Not equal to 3 full-time jobs, it equals to 1 full-time and 1 part-time. By the time you get home to the "part-time job", you welcome the screaming of your little ones and singing sesame street songs, because you havn't heard it ALL DAY LONG!!
Most stay at home moms aren't rich. Sometimes it's cheaper to stay home than to pay for daycare.
Most (including myself) prefer to know that what the children are learning is coming from you, not daycare workers, or the "rude kid" at daycare.
These are crucial years, and they are lerning everything from scratch...best to be learning from mom.
Timmy's mom stays home with him all day. She's a stay at home mom.
by Ara April 12, 2005
mugGet the stay at home mommug.

Your mom's pie

An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It normally leads to Your mom's face, then Your mom, and so on and so forth.
"Hey, your mom's pie, wooooo!"
by Colton-Fro-Johnny July 30, 2008
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