Dick/Brain parallel

Not a parallel.

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Scuttery Brains

Just pure dung skee wa

"aw he's pure scuttery brains"

by Sean D Kelly March 13, 2025

Apple brained

Someone who only uses Apple products

My parents are Apple brained too!

by slideglide March 13, 2025

iPhone brain

When you have a very big brain but in a different way.

Ririka has Galaxy brain.

Kanade has iPhone brain!

You know what galaxy mean?

"Smartphone."

by TransKitten June 1, 2024

Ciggy Butt Brain

A drug addict who has had their brain fried that much that the only thing left they know how to do is smoke cigarettes.

Mate 1: What's going on up in there mate? You got nothing but fuckin ciggy butts up there now. You got a ciggy butt brain.
Mate 2: No I don't

Mate 1: That's what they are going to call you man, they are going to call you man.

by Reggie 1.01 June 2, 2024

Brain-Rot

Media deemed to hold little artistic value and/or negatively impact those who consume it.

Guy 1: "Hey man, Sorry I couldn't come to the party, I scrolled through tik tok and forgot."
Guy 2: "What the funk man! Don't watch that, that's brain-rot!

by Axatufan June 5, 2024

Brain

cognitive capability

I did not have enough brains for the sciences.

by Arminkshipper June 7, 2024