jack murrah

Generally known as a “weak ass nigga.” Common name among basketball players who are caucasian and not that great at there craft. Used to describe a loser, a Jack Murrah is someone who cares a lot for girls a lot younger than him and live very far away. You can spot a Jack Murrah playing fortnite, sudoku, and any other type of boring board games.

Tom: “bro this girl with a big butt likes you”
Bill: “I know dude but I’m going to keep talking to my young girlfriend who is four hours away”
Tom: “Stop being such a Jack Murrah”

Or another example

“I think I’m going to play board games like a Jack Murrah”

by Cogi January 3, 2018

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Jack Sparrow

When you're having sex and the condom rips. Then you pull out with a torn sheet of latex hanging from the base of your shaft like a torn pirate sail hanging from a mast.

Spent 60 bucks on plan b this morning. I pulled out last night and the condom was full on Jack Sparrow.

by Shondra January 11, 2018

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Jack Meyer

High-quality human being. Confirmed lit, kinda insane though. Basically mini doctor as well. Also is a Giga-Chad

Hey Jack Meyer, penis!

by Joaquim Marmaduke January 22, 2020

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Jack Nay

The genius behind the youtube channel AstroBlox.

Hello. My name is Jack Nay. I am the genius behind the Youtube channel AstroBlox. Subscribe to me.

by -RightBehindYou- February 7, 2020

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Hopeful Jack

A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.

Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)

by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020

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