Hym "It isn't a hit list I was citing my sources. Buuuut... If somebody wants to kill you, you literally believe you're immortal. So, you're death doesn't really carry a whole lot of corporeal significance now does it? There's the downside of your religion. You dying literally doesn't matter."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Ugh. I remembered to empty my bong (the skull one, with the snake crawling out of the eye sockets) but forgot to put water in it afterwards. Thing is, I proceeded to rip a phat salad bowl right after and ,boy, did that drong hit make me hack like a mug. But hey, you gotta cough to get off. Amirite?
by anonymous December 5, 2024

When a person's eyebrow are so thin, or even not existent. It is assumed the person plucked their eyebrows so thin, a popular style in the 90s and early 00s, that they can no longer regrow them.
by Rose128 October 28, 2017

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber July 14, 2021

by CuzBro March 3, 2016

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER ITðŸ˜ðŸ˜
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER ITðŸ˜ðŸ˜
by Un2siast January 30, 2024
