Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021

That guy from Preston

Rhyming slang for Country and Western.

"That Cunt from Preston"

What is the band playing That Cunt from Preston!
Around people who don't like the word Cunt it can be said That Guy from Preston

by Far Ken Hell August 29, 2019

hot hallway guy

Hot hallway guy is someone that is probably older than you but always makes you stop and stare in the hallway. You've only talked to them once or no times, but your ready to show commitment. At this point, you've already passed the 'making fake scenarios phase'.

'ahh its hot hallway guy'
'he aint even hot'
'well for me he is.'

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

White Guy Specialty

The White Guy Specialty is a face that white guys use when the are completely perplexed and befuddled, their mouth will close while their jaw drops.

Dude what happened to Jasper hes been been doing the White Guy Specialty for a long time.

by K-smash bros May 1, 2023

White guy dick

A type of dick that is small and minuscule in size. White guy dick disappoints you like Joe Biden did at the elections. It tastes like apple pie and smells like colonization. It is extremely veiny, this is due to the lack of blood in white men’s brains. White guy dick will satisfy for 2 minutes, that’s as long as they last.

Omg Sarah I tasted white guy dick last night it was massive, but his cum tasted like casseroles and it looked like one too!

by Browngirlseatdick October 7, 2023

The curse of the "nice guy"

The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones

Dammit man i swear i have the curse of the "nice guy"

by Bubba is faggot September 19, 2019

Guys Who Are Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.

Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys who are fries.

by HoldMyBeer69 April 21, 2021