David

David - Meaning a giant piece of shit, a pussy, and a douchecake. Truly one of the worst people you will ever meet.

"Hey, have you heard of that guy named David?"

"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."

by David Hater 69 May 4, 2023

David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.

Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David

by Wet-B May 5, 2023

David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees

“David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham”

by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023

david

he’s the gayest purrrrson ever

is that david? he’s sooooo gay

by Quandle Dingles 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 July 1, 2023

David

Knee fetish

David: i have a knee fetish

by Zakarya9797 July 7, 2023

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!

Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!

by anonymous July 8, 2023