bum sycle

a bike stolen by a hobo with no seat so the bar goes in his arse

look at the blood running down the bum sycle i bet his arse really hurts

by davestehday June 29, 2011

Ho-bum

Noun; A combination of the word 'hobo' and 'bum'. A person who is any of the following: Lazy, a moocher, a person who doesn't seem to do much.

Allyssa was a total bum, but Michael was a ho-bum.

by ultimatebum September 16, 2011

pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

slap your bum

A big slap on your bum bum till it jiggles

I wanna slap your bum bum

by Yhu7838 March 11, 2023

Bum

messiah

Messiah is a dirty bum

by bsndmdocicuhshe March 17, 2023

Bum Lunch

when your bum is so hungry it sucks your undies up between your ass cheeks

that ass be so hungry its having a bum lunch

her undies are so far up there its like its having bumlunch

by Alyce75 March 25, 2023

Bannock Bum

A flat-assed women who is overly confident and full of herself. Tends to think she is one of us and enjoys ripping apart families and taking kids away from their homes.

The Bailee women is a real bannock bummed bitch. Watch your kids around her, she prides herself on ruining people's life in the name of helping others.

by Missingtwokidsdreamcatcherlady May 18, 2023