Lady Birding

The act of jumping out of a moving car. Referenced from the opening scene of Greta Grewig's 2017 directorial debut, Lady Bird, where Christine "Lady Bird" McPherson jumps out of a moving car during an argument with her mother.

"Argument between friends in a car"
You: I can't do this anymore, I'm lady birding myself."

by ew_it's_whalers February 8, 2024

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.

Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*

by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023

Angry bird

When a male is naked on all fours with an elastic band around his testicles. A female will then pull the elastic band and let go!!!

We were playing angry bird

by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023

gm birds

Wishing someone who has a tiny brain, good morning.

gm birds!

by kysplslmfao December 5, 2023

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

birding

Being a fucking retards.

birds is birding…

by kysplslmfao December 5, 2023