baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018

Slut Fuck

Hardcore porn sex that occurs during a one night stand.

Dude the girl who interduced herself to us lastnight at the bar came home with me and we totally had a slut fuck session.

by Coomdog March 6, 2017

Creepy Fuck

unsavory person who appears to have actions in mind which would be preceived to be creepy

A creepy fuck pulled up behind me as I parked at my house and did not get out or leave until I pulled off.

by kinda dad like May 30, 2017

Fuck-It Money

The state of having so much extra money lying around that you can just say "fuck it" and spend it on cool stuff.

The term "fuck-it money" originates from IEM San Jose 2015 when Mark Cuban was fined $15,000 dollars for saying "fuck." Cuban was told that the money was going to Cybersmile, an anti-cyberbullying non-profit organization. After being asked if he wanted to up the pay to $30,000 his simple response was "Fuck-it."

Bill: Jim, did you buy a life sized animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Jim: You bet your sweet dick I did.
Bill: It must me nice having that fuck-it money.

by EvanLX March 16, 2017

Raptor fucked

When you fuck something with three fingers in a claw like motion and make a dinosaur noise.

Amy did you just raptor fucked his drink?
"Yes I stuck three fingers in his drink.... Rawr"

by Winesday June 21, 2016

Babble fuck

When a person talks meaningless information to you and it causes you to lose your train of thought

I was working on my project when Joe started talking about some bird he saw while on his hike. He made me forget what i was doing. He babble fucked me

by Whoson1st April 20, 2016

fuck the brook

At Addison trail people use this slur against the school rival Willow Brook

Person: We just lost to the brook.
Person 2: oh yea fuck the brook

by DragonbornMatt September 11, 2016