Sloppy Jose

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.

Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.

by BigBwiththeBigD March 26, 2025

Sloppy Jalopy

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025

Sloppy poppy

A playful or exaggerated term for someone messily or enthusiastically sucking on a friends lollipop, often making loud smacking noises or creating a sticky situation. This is favorite activity of Ruslan Zhabagin. He always does that when he refers himself as Albert Enstein.

Torekhan would you let me give sloppy poppy to you?

by Mussell April 23, 2025

Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.

Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!

by anonymous April 24, 2025

Stoopy Doop

A Canadian child of the 1960's who was chastised by Safety Sam for doing something very unsafe in a stupid way.

Judy: Bill , why are you sticking that screw driver in the outlet.

Bill: I need to turn the power up

Judy: You are such a Stoopy Doop

by Zeke Brotus May 2, 2025

Sloppy Swirly

In the act of intercourse, preferably anal, bend the women over a toilet bowl and give her a swirly

I gave the bitch a sloppy swirly while taking my dong to brown town

by NAJ96 May 2, 2025

Sloppy mandy

When a man sits on his knees with a snorkelling mask on whilst a woman with diarrhea explodes all over his face

I feed her some spicy curry to get her ready to give me a sloppy mandy

by Hectorthemaster May 9, 2025