Tug Shot

A selfie taken while masturbating.

His Tinder profile was a tug shot. mug shot

by Duncan Wood January 26, 2018

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Shot up a bag of meh

Got bored, lost enthusiasm, have zero motivation

I would go out tonight, but I just shot up a bag of meh

by Fuzzybuzzzz August 30, 2019

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An organic alcoholic tincture brewed in the foreskin of a large hairy troglodyte. Found served in underground bars and served by shirtless TROGS with hairy backs often holding clubs. Trog shots are taken by standing underneath the trog as he pinches his or her foreskin shut before they release it, empowering you with it's goodness. Although the flavour changes from region to region like fine wines, tropical trog shots are considered a delicacy in many regions.

Hey dad don't be a pussy, let's get trog shots for our birthday!

Dude did you just get a trog shot too? Mines sour AF !

by Professor Ecks March 8, 2023

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Devils Flu-Shot

Heroin

That heathen is using The Devils Flu-Shot!

by FKRPrints January 14, 2018

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hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

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