Cranky pocket

A hand job through your pocket when your mad

“You look pretty mad? Do you need a cranky pocket?”

by Cardobefishing September 12, 2025

Hot pocket

The act of releasing flatulence into a woman’s vagina

“I can’t have sex, I’m a virgin. But you can give me a hot pocket”

by sillykitty4 May 6, 2024

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Cold Pocket

A Cold Pocket is a hot pocket that has been put in the microwave for 14 years but the middle is still colder than your heart. Similar to a hot pocket. Can also mean a pocket that you peed in for a midnight snack.

cold pocket lol haha funni - jeffaroni rigatoni

by largenumber7 August 13, 2019

Pocket jerking

Mostly a whimsical stranger that jerks people off by reaching into there pocket and touching them vigorously also known as a pocket thug

Yo! How about you stop pocket jerking!?

by ayeb0ss March 27, 2015

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

grass in the pocket

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.

Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!

by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020