Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 07, 2023

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 01, 2020

potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!

That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!

by Potato Game December 22, 2020

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 18, 2021

Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

by barbra streisand oo oo December 03, 2010

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018