go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

li play

females makin themself cum to release stress , gts , or be happy

bae i’m having a li play right now i’ll text you when i’m done

by bigdickwilly12 June 21, 2021

Double Play

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

Pungent play-doh

The aged layer of from-unda-cheese that you just can't wait until later to play with

Barry was at his desk scaping off his pungent Play-Doh for everyone to smell and enjoy.

by Logreen August 4, 2025

wanna play some fall ball

"wanna play some fall ball" is a term used to express wanting to jump up and down falling like a ball with another human being

"Bro wanna play some fall ball?" *jumps with aggression*

by bigbeanball August 16, 2022

bags not playing

bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid

jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing

jessica: ugh fine!

by cantxrrr April 5, 2020

Play

A black man going to bible study. Often on the second Wednesday of the month so females will be present

Eric: "Yo you wanna sell me some bud?"

Tyrone: "No nigga It's Wednesday. I gotta play."

Eric: "Oh word? What verse you reading?"

by TheManTy January 21, 2018