Nerdboner

when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.

Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower

Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!

Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...

Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..

by Claytopen October 2, 2011

nerdball

noun
A form of conversational masturbation centered around niche subject matter and characterized by obscure-knowledge gamesmanship, hypothetical scenarios, and ingroup/outgroup verbal coding. Frequently results in the derailment of more balanced and inclusive group social interactions.

verb
To engage in nerdball.

NOTE: Conversation topics qualifying for nerdball are fluid and context-dependent. They may include, but are not limited to, superheroes, science fiction and fantasy, TV shows, sports, fashion, academia, science, and politics.

The party was fun until Jack and Kevin started playing nerdball at the dinner table and alienated all my work friends.

by skretch May 26, 2014

Nerdo

Andrew's Spanish version of nerd.

Andrew things he is a sexy nerdo 🤓

by notremondjr May 24, 2019

Word Nerds

Word Nerds salvage quotes from websites such as Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, and public blogs. Word Nerds tend to be gamers who have tired of Geo Cashing and Easter Egg Collecting. In the newly created underground following games focused on the unusual online writing styles found in social networking sites and blogs gamers "collect" the "words" of random writers and compete for the largest, most complete storage page.

The Word Nerds created the largest known collection of sci-fi quotes found from users writing on Myspace and Twitter.

by Fire Antz September 28, 2011

nerdglasses

Frequently thought to be worn only by emos. Black glasses with thick plastic frames. Can look attractive if worn right. Normally people presume that -
a. If you wear these glasses, you are an emo/poser
b. People who wear these glasses wear them purely for the look. They are never prescription.
However this is wrong. I know because I wear black, thick framed plastic nerdglasses. I am not an emo, (though I have nothing against emos except for the fact that people stereotype me as one) in fact I got these glasses as a mark of respect to The Smiths, one of my favoruite (definitely not emo) bands, because Morrissey used to wear nerdglasses. This probably does make me a poser. But not an emo.
And my glasses are also prescription. I can't see without them. I just decided to get a nice and vaguely original pair if I had to have them at all.

girl: Hey, love the nerdglasses! You must be really emo, right?
me: Er, no. I need these to see.

by Drowner April 7, 2009

nerdling

a nerd like creature with four eyes... spooky!! dont cross them in a dark alley or they will eat you and steal all your books and calculators!!!

Person One: "i want to eat you and steal your calculators!!!"
Person Two: "That makes you a nerdling you nerdling!! Please dont eat me!!!"

by watnow August 14, 2006

nerdy geek

One who encompasses qualities of both nerds and geeks. This complex being cannot be stereotyped as one or the other.

Nerdy Geek is but not limited to a member of the ADP BMW tech support team who has deep and often obsessive interests in overeating, blowing up hard drives and power supplies, excessive speeding in cars, flooding fish tanks, buying too many clothes, playing too many darts and drinking not enough beers!

by Mr Rhee January 30, 2007