Happy Valley

When a group of pedophiles circlejerks onto a child.

Penn State wants to trademark the term Happy Valley for obvious reasons.

by The Snagajob January 2, 2019

False Happiness

…………..real suffering is not known

I can kill all the false happiness I can make you all just as miserable AS YOU CAN BE HOHOHOHO!

by Cenafan February 16, 2023

happiness

Happiness is.... i dont know, i never experienced it :) i've always been alone or left behind :) but i smile through it, even tho im dying inside... no one notices :D

random person #1: have you experienced happiness?

me: nope.

random person #1: why?

me: because its a big bullsh!t lie :')

random person #1: i- uh-

me: bye *disappears into thin air*

by SensiMay February 19, 2021

Happy

a good feeling that you get when something good happens, you often smile when you're happy.

Mum gave the little boy a present, he was very happy.

by giu mie April 4, 2019

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

by Professor Fung September 25, 2017

Happy

"happy" is defined as:

"a state in which one is not, or not at all, unhappy; it is the result of the best disposition in us to seek pleasures; it is a matter for regret or praise."

Smartie AI : Are you happy?

Your partner : Do you like doing this?

Your partner: Yay, you found someone more intelligent!

You: Are you happy with your AI partner?

by SmartieAI October 6, 2019