by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022
to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.
by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010
When you no longer see a person irl but you're still friends on Facebook and might even occasionally interact.
Person 1: "I saw Sarah today, did you go to her babyshower?"
Person 2: "Sarah from high school? No we're Facebook formal, I saw pictures though."
Person 2: "Sarah from high school? No we're Facebook formal, I saw pictures though."
by Pomme de terre December 04, 2020
A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
Facebook bombed
I posted a post to Facebook. A friend just posted a comment that upstaged my post. The friend just Facebook bombed my post by taking the attention from my post and placing the attention on their post. They Facebook bombed my post.
by Walt Stratton July 16, 2019
to post an ambiguous status update as a lure for friends to express interest, i.e. comments and likes
T: Did you see Anna's status update, "I'm in a terrible mood so keep a safe distance." What's that all about?
V: Please tell me you didn't fall for that Facebook Bait..
V: Please tell me you didn't fall for that Facebook Bait..
by Francis Bird February 22, 2015
The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.
Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.
Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
by lozinator February 08, 2014