Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick

hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022

Chris trank

An asian with straight fire shoes and an awesome little skateboard thing (that is not a techdeck)

Damn look at his shoes, wow what a chris trank!

by imzapro April 26, 2010

Chris

The guy with a mommy kink that for some reason loves Lance. uwu

Lance: What are you doing today?

Chris: yo mama

by thereforemommy January 7, 2022

Chris

Heaven must have sent him, for only a god could have created a booty so perfect.

He has a special way of making you smile, the kind that lasts for days. Others even notice your glow after spending time with him.

If you ever come across Chris you better make damn sure to never leave his side.

Spending time with Chris is time well spent

by onenumberaway November 22, 2021

All In with Chris Hayes

an American news television program that airs weekdays at 8:00 p.m. ET on MSNBC.3 It is hosted by Chris Hayes, who previously hosted Up with Chris Hayes on MSNBC weekends. The show premiered on April 1, 2013

On August 23, 2019, All In with Chris Hayes began experimenting with a series of three, Friday-night editions presented in front of a live studio audience in Studio 6-A

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Chris Caboose

A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.

Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...

by meltedcrayons September 14, 2022

chris

hes literally the most handsome mf (mother fucker) anyone would ever meet.
ladies take your opportunity while it's still available

chris

by qoo91919 March 30, 2022