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cool story bro

A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.
*under a discussion about videogames*
Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro
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You mad, bro?

A phrase that can troll any and all, not excluding dumbasses at Fox News. Used to further agitate an already agitated person.
Students: You mad, bro?
Black people: That's racist.
Any internet savvy person in the world: Cool story, black people.
by SH0774_ September 6, 2011
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come at me bro

a phrase popularized by Ronnie, a cast member of the greatest show currently on television, Jersey Shore.

used to show that one will not physically initiate fight but is willing to fight if the situation arises.
Douchebag: Want to fight, little bitch?
You: *ignore*
Douchebag: Pussy, what a pussy.
You: Come at me bro.
by Friendly Neighborhood Miscer February 13, 2010
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Cool Story Bro

a sentence, statement, word or story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.
1. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, want a sticker for that?
2. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit!
3. Oi Raelene, put a bookmark in your cool story and continue from no one gives a fuck
4. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, thought it was fucking amazing myself
by korean keyboard warrior July 23, 2011
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How's it hanging bro?

Means you're on speaker and your girlfriend is next to you and you're about to ask some questions.
by One real don September 2, 2022
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dude man bro

A phrase uttered when all other phrases have been exhausted. When in a state of total shock and attempting to describe a situation to another individual.

May also be used in a joking manner making fun of one who may utter said phrase.
1. Dude, man, bro...she just told me she has AIDS...

2. Dude man bro, stop touching me in my secret spot!
by Nzo October 15, 2008
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douchey bro guy

A person who:
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is a douchey bro guy.

Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
by Dot C January 3, 2008
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