Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

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Roller Boner

When you are on a roller coaster and your adrenaline gets pumping then you get a boner

While I was at Canada's Wonderland i was on a roller coaster and i got a roller boner

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When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.

"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"

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Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.

"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"

human boner by humanboner November 14, 2015

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When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.

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When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.

I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.

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Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.

Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .

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