BoB

Bunch of Boarders

The name for a group of seals which is a direct parallel to how snowboarders behave.

They lounge around in groups having a good time, often showing off their neat tricks like balancing a ball on their nose or doing a sick front side 180. Both have big paddles where their feet should be and are utterly useless on flat ground

"look at that BoB! they sure do look funny grouped up there."

by Comrade Chang January 17, 2021

Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.

Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"

by derogatoryterms January 20, 2024

salad bobbing

When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.

Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!

by aries:) March 13, 2009

Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.

After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.

by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023

Bobbing

The act of repeating something that has already been stated; Usually in the form of a horrible joke.

Dude you’re totally bobbing right now.

by Groundshark June 26, 2022

Fuckass bob

A bob that goes down to the earlobe with no bangs, and a middle part. Serves absolutely nothing and generally looks bad, unless worn ironically, only then will it serve cunt

Person1: ugh girl did you see that fuckass bob
Person2: no girl that’s just a bob, collette from ratatouille has a fuckass bob!
Person1: idk that looks like a FAB it’s not giving

by C00chiedestroyer3000 September 11, 2023

Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021