Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.

" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"

by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007

web-assing

Hunting down girls on Facebook, Myspace, Friendster etc. Sometimes can come with a stalking charge. Please no one over 35 attempt to webass.

"What you been up to?"
"Just web-assing on Myspace. I'm talking to these two chicks, one of them looks like the elf from Lord of the Rings!"
"That was a dude."
"Oh...Well fuck you she's still hot."

by Horace Longwood April 6, 2007

ass brat

Kids that are not only brats but assholes as well. Usually the offspring of asshole parents.

Man, look at that woman and those ass brats, I'm glad my kids behave.

by TGJ August 30, 2007

balla ass

Balla Ass refers to somebody who is Flossin daily, and i don't mean teeth for all the young players out there.

Yo your boy is one Balla Ass motherfucka, flossin lanes like a pimp!

by BallaAssNate February 14, 2008

deoxyribonucleaic ass

1. An exclamation of general dissatisfaction, usually uttered in otherwise socially tense situations between two people of different ethnicity.

2. A butt so slop-juicy goo-goo-ga-ga dumbotron that the only way to describe it is to relate it back to the perfection of the primordial soup in which its precursors formed.

3. A shape formed by bending a double helix into a curvy lower-case W.

1. "Ah, fuck a sugar! This is a fruit that quite blatantly begs for salt, Flapjack."
"Deoxyribonucleaic ass."

2. "Nice deoxyribonucleaic ass, Flapjack."

3. Flapjack turned away from his aggressors and focused his attention on a small deoxyribonucleaic ass he had been working on.

by Jamie Naybelten April 15, 2008

ass-dirt

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

Ass-Haidery

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.

1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.

by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009