Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.
Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
by hyqothetical October 24, 2022
Get the Michael Xiangmug. A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.
“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”
by stePmanang September 2, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. that one fat cunt who always eats the macaroni, even when you tell him not to. He doesn't care for anyone else but himself and he loves to engorge himself in copious amounts of cheesy pasta. do not trust him, for he will steal your macaroni.
Male 1: yo dude have you seen my macaroni?
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
Male 2: oh sorry dude, Michael ate it all.
Male 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MICHAEL YOU FAT CUNT!
by bartholomewJames March 19, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. 
Michael Laughed at His Cousin
by Not_jeff2389756873249563 February 6, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.
by Giowise13 February 23, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by Lil man man December 26, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.