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Ants in your milk

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk
by You_suckass January 18, 2024
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Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap up your dong like an egg roll. then turn on an episode of dragon ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stock to poke a hole in your bukake egg roll and insert a straw for your partner to enjoy like a tawaiin capri sun.
she said she was lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk
by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024
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Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.
she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk
by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024
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Milk

the thing your dad longs for, but never gets

(P.S. you won’t see him again.)
Have you seen my dad? He told me he went to go for the milk at our local market, but he hasn’t come back yet.
by a definitioner January 20, 2024
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curdle throat milk

When a woman doesn't spit or swallow and sperm builds up till it curdles
The man ask Julie does she spit or swallow. She replies neither she prefers it to build up and becomes curdle throat milk
by Jimmy malley February 4, 2024
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love milk

by WeAre300_kids February 6, 2024
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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