David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

David

David is a crazy motherfucker, obviously gay who likes to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

David

He is the best lover you will ever meet. He is lovable and loving, if you meet a David you not want to meet any other person. He is very protective to those he loves more so his girlfriend. And trustworthy, kind, honest. I think David is the best person on earth.

My sister's husband is David.

Wow, she is very lucky.

by Calein November 26, 2021

David

A David is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet with a charming smile, he will always have a contagious laugh. He will charm you with his gentle touch. You will find yourself craving his presence and quickly falling in love. A David is always very intelligent even though they don't think that highly of themselves you will always think highly of them.A David will always try to make u happy and if he truly loves u he will try and give u the whole world. But with a David you'll always have to be patient but don't worry you will always get the same in return.

"I love David"

by Imher888 November 22, 2024

David

Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever

Omg David it’s so big

by Young thugga November 19, 2020

David Icke

David Icke speaks on reptilian theory. Little did we know that this is controlled opposition. He is the reptilian. Go look at several of his videos or interviews and you will see the truth of his non-human form into the very thing he says he's exposing.

David Icke, is a very very good storyteller, so much though that he has everybody convinced that there are reptilians and they do not suspect that he is in fact one of them. He therefore gets to control the reptilian narrative.

by TheExposeroftheLIE August 8, 2025