cock block

Any object, person, or idea that has the acute ability to discourage sex.

I was SO for it, but she said she was saving herself for Jesus. Shit, religion can be a cock block.

by King Oyster Smash December 31, 2010

cock block

An application that chat roulette needs to add that literally blocks cocks from the screen. This would entail a cock-identifying application that would need to work better than facebook's face recognition feature. It would also cut down on 90% of chat roulette users.

He was going to flash people on chat roulette, but the new application cock blocked him. He's gone back to flashing girls at parties.

by Architect of Destruction November 25, 2010

Cock water

Piss, urine, pee-pee, tinkle, etc.,

"Man Lou, you sure do smell like Cock water!" exclaimed Seamus. "Yeah, I was out pillaging with the boys and we all pissed on each other... It's a part of our pirate-esque ritual." replied Gay Lou the Pirate.

by Big Rex 3000 October 8, 2003

cock block

An all male dorimtory hall in college

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Cock Block

n. A person who cannot stand the site of a friend getting laid and therefore has to prevent any possiblity of this happenning.

My friend Crookshanks is such a cock block, he should wear shoulder pads when he goes out to the bar.

by Don't you want to know June 2, 2005

cock cheese

An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.

"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."

by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004

cock block

tha fat ugly bitch that every group of fine ladies comes equipped with. she blocks all cock, unless she gets some too

man1: Yo it's your turn to keep the cock block occ upied son.
man2: Werd take one for the team.
man3: FUCK.

by borita August 10, 2003