American Triathlon

An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.

I compete in American Triathlon events around the country.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

american bidet

Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.

My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.

by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018

North American Scott

A cocktail made of 50% whiskey, 40% Coca Cola, and 10% Cranberry juice.

Jim: hey man, feeling down. Start me off with a North American Scott will you?
Jonathan: sure man, anything for you.

by Bigdiksadnigga December 30, 2017

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

american mushroom head

That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut

Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol

by Big aldo May 11, 2021

all-american bitch

Words from Olivia Rodrigo song all-American bitch

Olivia Rodrigo song. I’ve got class and integrity, just like the goddamn Kennedy I swear, with love to spare I, I forgive and I forget, I know my age and I act like it, I’m a perfect all-american bitch.

by njppp November 29, 2023

American accent

sounds so bad it makes you want to chop your ears off

American accents are like english if it was an inbred baby with downs syndrome. 99% of american accents make you want to kill yourself the second they open their mouth.

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 30, 2022